cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY
(Source: caseyanthonyofficial, via wewillnotsurrender)
Clears up drinking on stage rumor, but couldn’t be bothered to clear up the masturbation rumor.
(via lukhemmingz)
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
(via pizza)
